Here are some of the quotes (in no particular order) that I found interesting while wondering around on the internet.
  1. Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. (Bertrand Russell)
  2. Intelligence is ten million rules. (Douglas Lenat)
  3. Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. (Oscar Wilde)
  4. Everyone in the world is self-centered... Its just the radius that differs. (Anonymous)
  5. Ninety percent of [contemporary philosophers] see their principle task as that of beating religion out of men's heads. We are far from being able to provide scientific basis for the theological world view. (Kurt Gödel)
  6. When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one's self, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. (Oscar Wilde)
  7. Never argue with an idiot. They pull you down to their level, then beat you with experience. (Anonymous)
  8. Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? (George Carlin)
  9. Thinking outside the box will make sense only when you know what is inside the box. (Anonymous)
  10. I trust everyone. Its the devil inside them I dont trust. (The Italian Job)
  11. Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt. (African saying on Trust)
  12. I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you. Friedrich Nietzsche
  13. Politeness! The most acceptable hypocrisy. (Ambrose Bierce)
  14. Don't fight, but if you have to, punch first and punch hard. (Anonymous)